Overheard Prep School Athletics Conversations

Teaching Candidate: “I have a Ph.D. in European History and was in the chess club in high school.”

School: “Sounds great, we need a thirds basketball coach.”

 "The parent of my JV volleyball bench player just asked how to get into the NCAA transfer portal."

“The new guy just asked if we have Dungeons and Dragons, again.”

“When the hell did I become a security guard for home games ?!”

"The guy who played basketball from the class of ‘78 keeps coming over and asking me if we still allow kids to smoke at halftime."

Coach: How many kids can I have on my roster?  

School: How many seats does a minibus have?